Joke - flies
Van juntos a un pub un inglés, un escocés y un irlandés. Cada uno de ellos pide una pinta de Guinness. Justo cuando están disfrutando de sus pintas entran tres moscas por la ventana y se posan, al mismo tiempo, en cada una de las tres pintas. Se quedan pegadas en la espuma. El inglés aparta su cerveza con desagrado. El escocés saca la mosca de la cerveza y sigue bebiendo como si no hubiese pasado nada. El irlandés, mientras tanto, saca a la mosca de su bebida, la agarra y grita “¡ESCÚPELA, LADRONZUELA!"
level: beginner
One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub together. They each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they are about to enjoy their pints, three flies come through the window and land in each of their pints at exactly the same time. They stick in the thick creamy head. The Englishman pushes his beer away in disgust. The Scotsman fishes the fly out of his beer and carries on drinking it as if nothing has happened. The Irishman meanwhile picks the fly out of his drink, hold it up, and shouts, "SPIT IT OUT! YOU LITTLE THIEF!!!!"
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